Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Michael Phelps once swallowed a turtle whole while swimming across the Atlantic, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
If you have five dollars and Michael Phelps has five dollars, Michael Phelps has more money than you.
There is no ‘ctrl’ button on Michael Phelps’ computer. Michael Phelps is always in control.
Apple pays Michael Phelps 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Michael Phelps can sneeze with his eyes open.
Michael Phelps destroyed the periodic [...]
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Michael Phelps out. It failed miserably.
Michael Phelps can walk on water but doesn’t want to show off, so he swims instead.
When Aquaman needs help he calls Michael Phelps.
Michael Phelps cashed his plane ticket in and swam Butterfly to the Olympics.
Michael Phelps arrived in China riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.
Michael Phelps craps out Energizer batteries.
Michael Phelps doesn’t swim [...]