Michael Phelps Jokes

Scientists recently discovered the cause for warmer sea temperature and melting icebergs happens every time Michael Phelps gets in the water.
Michael Phelps’ sweat is consider a banned substance for other athletes.  Too bad Michael Phelps never sweats.
When Michael Phelps jumps into the pool, he isn’t making a splash; the water is just trying to get [...]

Michael Phelps can walk on water but doesn’t want to show off, so he swims instead.
When Aquaman needs help he calls Michael Phelps.
Michael Phelps cashed his plane ticket in and swam Butterfly to the Olympics.
Michael Phelps arrived in China riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.
Michael Phelps craps out Energizer batteries.
Michael Phelps doesn’t swim [...]