Michael Phelps Facts

  • Scientists recently discovered the cause for warmer sea temperature and melting icebergs happens every time Michael Phelps gets in the water.
  • Michael Phelps’ sweat is consider a banned substance for other athletes.  Too bad Michael Phelps never sweats.
  • When Michael Phelps jumps into the pool, he isn’t making a splash; the water is just trying to get out of his way.
  • Once, when Michael Phelps swam the Atlantic and came across mermaids, one said to him “I thought you were just a myth!”
  • Ancient Greeks used to sacrifice 100 cows to Poseidon who would then turn around and sacrifice them to Michael Phelps.
  • Michael Phelps does not swim like dolphins; dolphins swim like Michael Phelps.
  • There is no need to save the whales, Michael Phelps has saved them all.
  • When Michael Phelps goes water skiing he doesn’t use skis; or a boat.
  • Every time you see a shooting star you are really watching Michael Phelps train in space.

3 Responses to “Michael Phelps Facts”

  1. Jon Says:

    Michael Phelps doesn’t swim, the water propels him forward

  2. Jon Says:

    Speedboat designers are studying Michael Phelps to build faster engines

  3. Jon Says:

    Michael Phelp’s Olympic training is the reason for hurricane season

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