http://www.michaelphelpsjokes.com Michael Phelps doesn't swim through the water... the water swims around him. Wed, 11 Feb 2009 06:54:41 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en  Q. - How do you know when you are Stoned?  A. - When you are too phoned to stone home.     here were 3 men and they all died in a car crash and went to hell. When they got there the devil asked them all in turn a question.  To he first he said ... http://www.michaelphelpsjokes.com/michael-phelps-smokes-dope.html Michael Phelps also opened a restaurant. http://restaurantmnd.ytmnd.com/ http://www.michaelphelpsjokes.com/michael-phelps-also-opened-a-restaurant.html The Phelps Minute with Michael Phelps http://www.michaelphelpsjokes.com/the-phelps-minute-with-michael-phelps.html The next night, I watched the Olympics highlights, knowing that Michael Phelps had swam that day and that surely, at the very least, they would cover that. And they did – they showed the race in full. Then they cut back to the studio, and said, ‘That makes 2 medals ... http://www.michaelphelpsjokes.com/olympics-abroad.html Hurricane Gustav was slowed by Michael Phelps swimming clockwise in the gulf of mexico. http://www.michaelphelpsjokes.com/hurricane-gustav-bound-for-texas-slowed-by-michael-phelps.html Michael Phelps' victory by .01 of a second was amazing. Here is the EXCLUSIVE UNSEEN camera angle of 2nd place. http://www.michaelphelpsjokes.com/michael-phelps-100m-butterfly-victory.html Next Halloween, Chuck Norris is going as Michael Phelps. http://www.michaelphelpsjokes.com/michael-phelps-chuck-norris-jokes.html Funny video of the Chinese public thinking a British ex olympian is actually Michael Phelps. http://www.michaelphelpsjokes.com/it-sucks-to-look-like-michael-phelps.html Michael Phelps eats 12,000 calories of food a day to win all those gold medals. If that's so, Phil and Sandy surmise that Fat Guys should be the best swimmers! To put it to the test they gorge themselves on an Olympian sized meal that follows Phelps own regiment. Then ... http://www.michaelphelpsjokes.com/michael-phelps-12000-calorie-diet-test-by-fat-guy-nation.html If track events were held in the rain, he's win those too When Michael Phelps dives off the blocks this is the reason we have earthquakes. Michael Phelps has no girlfriend or wife.... he just chooses any female of his liking whenever he wants. http://www.michaelphelpsjokes.com/fresh-michael-phelps-jokes.html