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	<description>Michael Phelps doesn't swim through the water... the water swims around him.</description>
	<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 04:09:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Comment on About by Jake</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jake</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Feb 2009 20:22:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Q: Did you hear Micheal Phelps lost his medals?

A: They didn't take them away, he just doesn't remember where he put them.</description>
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<p>A: They didn&#8217;t take them away, he just doesn&#8217;t remember where he put them.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Michael Phelps Jokes by Someone</title>
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		<dc:creator>Someone</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jan 2009 02:49:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Do you have any idea what he had to go through in his childhood? I don't think it's fair that you guys are judging him and you don't even really know him.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Do you have any idea what he had to go through in his childhood? I don&#8217;t think it&#8217;s fair that you guys are judging him and you don&#8217;t even really know him.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Michael Phelps Jokes by Delano</title>
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		<dc:creator>Delano</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Dec 2008 06:40:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>they say The only reason why michael phelps wears a wet suit is to cover up his dorsal fin</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>they say The only reason why michael phelps wears a wet suit is to cover up his dorsal fin</p>
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		<title>Comment on Michael Phelps also opened a restaurant. by me</title>
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		<dc:creator>me</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Nov 2008 02:19:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i really really love this website and it is never updated


i still check it every time i go on the computer

this video is so funny i almost peed my pants</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i really really love this website and it is never updated</p>
<p>i still check it every time i go on the computer</p>
<p>this video is so funny i almost peed my pants</p>
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		<title>Comment on Michael Phelps Jokes by chuck fan</title>
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		<dc:creator>chuck fan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Nov 2008 21:12:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>AND CHUCK NORRIS IS THE REASON FOR HAMMERHEAD SHARKS NOT PHELPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ANYBODY WHO THINKS THESE JOKES ARE FUNNY WILL DIE FROM A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE FACE!!!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>AND CHUCK NORRIS IS THE REASON FOR HAMMERHEAD SHARKS NOT PHELPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</p>
<p>ANYBODY WHO THINKS THESE JOKES ARE FUNNY WILL DIE FROM A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE FACE!!!!!</p>
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		<title>Comment on Michael Phelps Jokes by chuck fan</title>
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		<dc:creator>chuck fan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Nov 2008 21:09:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>MICHAEL PHELPS IS NOT HOT HE IS UGLY HE GETS NO HOES AND HE CANNOT DO ANY OF THOSE THINGS YOU SAID</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>MICHAEL PHELPS IS NOT HOT HE IS UGLY HE GETS NO HOES AND HE CANNOT DO ANY OF THOSE THINGS YOU SAID</p>
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		<title>Comment on Michael Phelps Jokes by chuck fan</title>
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		<dc:creator>chuck fan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Nov 2008 21:06:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>CHUCK NORRIS WIL KICK MICHAEL PHELPS @$$</description>
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		<title>Comment on Michael Phelps Jokes by suck it</title>
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		<dc:creator>suck it</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2008 01:27:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>ok, please stop ripping off chuck norris jokes, it's really kind of sad......</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>ok, please stop ripping off chuck norris jokes, it&#8217;s really kind of sad&#8230;&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Comment on A picture of a young Michael Phelps by Suckamycocky</title>
		<link>http://www.michaelphelpsjokes.com/a-picture-of-a-young-michael-phelps.html/comment-page-1#comment-43</link>
		<dc:creator>Suckamycocky</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Sep 2008 02:06:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Haha heres a good one
Micheal Phelps is the reason your mom smells like fish</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Haha heres a good one<br />
Micheal Phelps is the reason your mom smells like fish</p>
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		<title>Comment on Michael Phelps Jokes by daphne cezar</title>
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		<dc:creator>daphne cezar</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Sep 2008 08:19:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>hi M.P.! you were awesome.. probably the hottest there is.. will you marry me?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>hi M.P.! you were awesome.. probably the hottest there is.. will you marry me?</p>
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