Michael Phelps Jokes

Next Halloween, Chuck Norris is going as Michael Phelps.

Funny video of the Chinese public thinking a British ex olympian is actually Michael Phelps.

Michael Phelps eats 12,000 calories of food a day to win all those gold medals. If that’s so, Phil and Sandy surmise that Fat Guys should be the best swimmers! To put it to the test they gorge themselves on an Olympian sized meal that follows Phelps own regiment. Then they jump in the pool [...]

If track events were held in the rain, he’s win those too
When Michael Phelps dives off the blocks this is the reason we have earthquakes.
Michael Phelps has no girlfriend or wife…. he just chooses any female of his liking whenever he wants.

Michael Phelps doesn’t use mouthwash he rinses with a bottle of chlorine every night before bed.