Michael Phelps could have won nine gold medals

Michael Phelps won eight gold medals. Nine if he could have correctly identify which Asian chick really sang at the opening ceremony.

When Jaws goes to sleep…

When Jaws goes to sleep he has nightmares of Michael Phelps.

Salmon learned to swim upstream from Michael Phelps

Salmon learned to swim upstream from Michael Phelps.

Michael Phelps and Newton’s Law

Newton’s First Law is wrong:  Even if an external force is applied to Michael Phelps he will remain in the Michael Phelps state of motion.
Newton’s Second Law now states: The relationship between an object’s mass and its acceleration is the force Michael Phelps applies to them.
Newton’s Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for [...]

Michael Phelps Facts

Scientists recently discovered the cause for warmer sea temperature and melting icebergs happens every time Michael Phelps gets in the water.
Michael Phelps’ sweat is consider a banned substance for other athletes.  Too bad Michael Phelps never sweats.
When Michael Phelps jumps into the pool, he isn’t making a splash; the water is just trying to get [...]

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