Michael Phelps Jokes

If you have five dollars and Michael Phelps has five dollars, Michael Phelps has more money than you. 
There is no ‘ctrl’ button on Michael Phelps’ computer. Michael Phelps is always in control. 
Apple pays Michael Phelps 99 cents every time he listens to a song. 
 
 
Michael Phelps can sneeze with his eyes open. 
Michael Phelps destroyed the periodic [...]