Michael Phelps Jokes

Hurricane Gustav was slowed by Michael Phelps swimming clockwise in the gulf of mexico.

Michael Phelps’ victory by .01 of a second was amazing. Here is the EXCLUSIVE UNSEEN camera angle of 2nd place.

Next Halloween, Chuck Norris is going as Michael Phelps.

Funny video of the Chinese public thinking a British ex olympian is actually Michael Phelps.

Michael Phelps eats 12,000 calories of food a day to win all those gold medals. If that’s so, Phil and Sandy surmise that Fat Guys should be the best swimmers! To put it to the test they gorge themselves on an Olympian sized meal that follows Phelps own regiment. Then they jump in the pool [...]

If track events were held in the rain, he’s win those too
When Michael Phelps dives off the blocks this is the reason we have earthquakes.
Michael Phelps has no girlfriend or wife…. he just chooses any female of his liking whenever he wants.

Michael Phelps doesn’t use mouthwash he rinses with a bottle of chlorine every night before bed.

Michael Phelps won eight gold medals. Nine if he could have correctly identify which Asian chick really sang at the opening ceremony.

When Jaws goes to sleep he has nightmares of Michael Phelps.